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{2870}{2930}I could never|get those fires started.
{2931}{2999}Dad, are you gonna have chicken?|You want meat?
{3000}{3032}Chicken's fine.
{3033}{3069}This is a brilliant article.
{3070}{3094}Norman!
{3110}{3154}Did you read|Ken's article on China?
{3155}{3203}-No, I haven't.|-Terrific article.
{3204}{3235}Where is Ken?
{3236}{3303}In the house|watching the Yankee game.
{3304}{3384}Your husband. Comes for a day|in the beautiful countryside...
{3385}{3440}heads for the television set.
{3441}{3487}Ken, come on, honey!
{3488}{3551}How many people want chicken,|and how many want hamburgers?
{3552}{3609}Two more outs! Three minutes!
{3610}{3669}I think everybody's dying|for a little libation.
{3670}{3729}Why don't you make|your famous Stoli martinis?
{3729}{3805}Janet, when are you and Ken|gonna have a child?
{3806}{3872}You've let your sister|have a big head start.
{3873}{3936}Let Leslie practice viola|for six hours a day...
{3937}{3976}then it's not so easy.
{3977}{4019}Leave her alone.
{4218}{4300}I came in here to make drinks|for everybody.
{4369}{4411}What are you doing?|You want a drink?
{4453}{4484}Sure.
{4669}{4701}This is nuts.
{4735}{4776}We gotta get out of here.
{4932}{4964}Oh, God.
{5133}{5164}We're gonna get caught.
{5165}{5216}They're by the lake.|I can see everything.
{5605}{5647}They're deep in conversation.
{5665}{5696}Wait! There's Janet!
{5805}{5832}Ken...
{5875}{5950}You can't scare me like that.|I grind my teeth.
{5951}{6004}Just don't scare me like that.
{6005}{6046}It was nothing.|Just a false alarm.
{6047}{6106}Try not to actually chew.
{6107}{6186}Wouldn't it be great|if we could be alone together?
{6187}{6223}Just relaxed, you and me?
{6224}{6259}It would be so great.
{6260}{6295}That would be so great.
{6296}{6358}Let's hang in. You never know|what's gonna happen.
{6359}{6386}Come on. Open wide.
{6387}{6498}Ken, turn the Yankee game off|and come on out here now!
{6499}{6569}I will! Just one minute!|It's almost over!
{6829}{6870}God. I'm done.
{6871}{6922}You can come anytime you want.
{6923}{6947}Can I?
{7001}{7024}I'm ready!
{7067}{7129}Leslie, is that you?
{7149}{7209}Can you lead me|down to the lake?
{7209}{7260}Can you give me just a minute,|Grandma?
{7261}{7324}I'm just--I'm making martinis.
{7325}{7364}Sure, dear.
{7365}{7400}I want to finish.
{7401}{7432}Oh, Ken?
{7433}{7461}Is that you?
{7473}{7503}Finish what?
{7569}{7595}Come, Ken.
{7596}{7629}Come?
{7630}{7679}Come lead me down to the lake.
{7680}{7789}Ever since I lost my second eye,|I feel so frail.
{7863}{7910}You don't have to moan about it.
{7911}{7962}It's not that terrible.
{7963}{8011}Ken is hurrying, Grandma.
{8012}{8076}Would you do the olives, Ken?|Quickly?
{8077}{8139}Oh, you know,|you can use onions, too.
{8140}{8194}I prefer onions, don't you, Ken?
{8281}{8356}Boy, you must really love|onions.
{8445}{8469}How much do I--
{8609}{8636}Lucy?
{8637}{8674}You schmuck! You bastard!
{8675}{8716}I'd like to cut your head off.
{8729}{8764}You're upset, right?
{8772}{8839}How could you? Didn't you know|what would happen?
{8840}{8881}What?
{8882}{8939}Don't answer me, prick.
{8940}{9007}You knew.|You just didn't give a shit.
{9008}{9080}Why don't you take|your coat off and just...
{9081}{9127}How could you write that book?
{9128}{9159}Are you so selfish?
{9160}{9227}You're so self-engrossed|you don't care who you destroy?
{9228}{9304}You told our whole story!
{9328}{9385}All the details.|You gave me away to my sister.
{9386}{9440}Marvin's left me. He's gone.
{9452}{9515}It was loosely based on us.
{9516}{9580}Don't bullshit me, motherfucker!
{9588}{9627}Who do you think|you're talking to...
{9628}{9680}one of those retarded|talk-show hosts?
{9724}{9763}I lived through it with you.
{9764}{9811}I know how loosely based it is.
{9812}{9859}Hey, what are you telling me...
{9860}{9938}that your blind grandmother|caught us fucking one day?
{9956}{9992}No, No. Of course.
{9993}{10051}You made a few|stupid exaggerations...
{10052}{10140}or, as the critics say,|"inspired comic flights."
{10141}{10193}But Jane recognized it.
{10194}{10241}You'd have to be submental|not to.
{10242}{10293}And Marvin was crushed!
{10294}{10325}Jane suspected us.
{10326}{10377}I can't tell you how long|Jane suspected us.
{10378}{10425}I know! I denied it!
{10426}{10461}And now you've gone...
{10462}{10524}you've gone|and confirmed it all for her.
{10534}{10616}Big fuckin' deal--|you made Leslie shorter.
{10617}{10656}Big fuckin' deal!
{10657}{10686}But it's all here.
{10701}{10780}The poor schmuck country doctor,|the violinist...
{10781}{10862}her younger sister|cheating with her husband.
{10874}{10934}The picture window,|for Christ's sake!
{10949}{10997}Cruel observations|about Marvin...
{10998}{11048}with his barbecue|and chef's hat.
{11066}{11097}And, of course, Jane...
{11098}{11191}or, as you pathetically|disguise her...
{11203}{11231}Janet.
{11254}{11284}Here it is.
{11314}{11385}"It was not simply that Leslie|had become numbed...
{11385}{11438}"with the inane spate|of leaden perceptions...
{11439}{11501}"that passed for wit|from Marvin.
{11502}{11572}"It was not even the image|she shared with Ken...
{11573}{11660}"of Marvin's flaccid,|microscopic member...
{11661}{11716}"jiggling up and down|as he bounced naked...
{11717}{11799}"across the icy floor|of their Connecticut home...
{11801}{11840}"to close the storm windows.
{11853}{11913}"It was that she|had never loved him...
{11921}{11980}"but wanted to have children...
{11981}{12032}"to retaliate against|her older sister...
{12033}{12088}"who did not have|a maternal bone in her being...
{12089}{12136}"and whose every inch,|Leslie felt...
{12137}{12202}"was occupied|by gluttonous self-love.
{12203}{12268}"Ken ran his hand over|Leslie's large round breasts...
{12269}{12304}"and mounted her from the rear."
{12305}{12356}Big fuckin' deal.|You gave her large breasts.
{12357}{12392}Leslie, please--
{12393}{12420}Lucy!
{12443}{12515}I'm Lucy, motherfucker!
{12537}{12596}Not Leslie.
{12640}{12698}Except, of course,|I am Leslie...
{12699}{12764}because you made no attempt|to disguise anything.
{12765}{12799}You didn't give a fuck!
{12800}{12856}You didn't care enough|to disguise anything!
{12857}{12892}Please! Jesus!
{12893}{12935}You pulled out two years ago.
{12936}{12980}You broke my fuckin' heart.
{12981}{13046}You left your wife and me...
{13047}{13098}for some little cooze!
{13099}{13136}Me and Janet!
{13147}{13199}Jane. Janet is the character.
{13233}{13291}Now, two years on...
{13303}{13350}your latest magnum opus...
{13351}{13443}emerges from this sewer|of an apartment...
{13444}{13483}where you take|everyone's suffering...
{13484}{13526}and turn it into gold.
{13527}{13566}Literary gold.
{13567}{13633}Everyone's misery.|You even cause them misery.
{13634}{13699}Mix your alchemy|and make it into gold...
{13700}{13754}like some fuckin'|black magician!
{13755}{13782}Give me a break.
{13783}{13838}I'm the one who wound up|in Bellevue.
{13839}{13886}-You deserve it and worse.|-Lucy!
{13887}{13916}You've ruined my life!
{13917}{13958}I've come here|to blow my brains out!
{13959}{13986}What's wrong with you?
{13987}{14077}In front of you on your carpet|because you caused it.
{14078}{14114}My fuckin' brains|on your carpet!
{14115}{14162}You're so fucking unstable!|Will you relax?
{14163}{14214}That's why you picked me.
{14215}{14262}That's what turns you on|about me--
{14263}{14290}Jane's crazy sister.
{14291}{14346}Calm down.|You're not gonna kill yourself.
{14363}{14414}No, you're not,|because it's not in you.
{14415}{14486}You're not the dramatic type.|You never were.
{14487}{14534}Jane is the dramatic sister.
{14535}{14587}Jane is the solo violinist.
{14634}{14686}Relax. For Christ's sake.
{14727}{14755}You're right.
{14812}{14871}I don't have the nerve|to kill myself.
{14928}{14987}I knew it as I came over here.
{15023}{15103}I said, no, not me.
{15169}{15197}Better...
{15219}{15255}to kill him.
{15280}{15316}Pardon me?
{15317}{15372}Kill the black magician...
{15373}{15465}so he can't spin any more gold|out of human misery.
{15466}{15505}What's wrong with you?
{15506}{15553}-Shut up!|-Put it down!
{15554}{15585}You're so fuckin' verbal!
{15586}{15654}Who else could have talked me|into giving him a blow job...
{15655}{15695}at my father's funeral?
{15696}{15715}Lucy, think it over.
{15807}{15836}You stop right there!
{15837}{15888}Don't shoot!|Don't pull the trigger.
{15889}{15971}Look, If it makes you happy,|my life has been going badly.
{15972}{16016}I've been miserable.|My girl left me.
{16017}{16058}She went off|with a close friend of mine.
{16081}{16118}Insomnia. I've got herpes.
{16119}{16154}I've squandered|everything I have
{16155}{16225}on shrinks and lawyers|and whores.
{16226}{16256}...fatigue syndrome.
{16257}{16328}I'm not gonna stand up here|on this fucking roof...
{16329}{16403}with a world-class|meshugana cunt...
{16404}{16428}and beg for my life.
{16429}{16465}If you want to, shoot me.
{16465}{16500}I was working. You interrupted.
{16501}{16558}So whose life|were you exploiting today?
{16559}{16588}You'll be very happy--
{16589}{16657}I was working on|an autobiographical thing...
{16658}{16703}about when I was first married.
{16745}{16796}Harvey Stern married too young--
{16797}{16844}mainly to get out|of his parents' apartment...
{16845}{16894}which was|a rent-controlled cornucopia...
{16895}{16981}of guilt, antagonism,|and soul-deadening criticism.
{16982}{17053}By day, he labored listlessly|in a shoe store.
{17054}{17141}By night, he glowed intensely|over his Remington portable.
{17155}{17198}Are you coming to bed?
{17229}{17299}Rosalee, I'm in the middle|of a sentence...
{17300}{17392}I'm feeling rejected because|we never sleep together anymore.
{17393}{17465}I don't know what it is.|I'm just not attracted to her.
{17466}{17503}Is she doing something|to put you off?
{17505}{17555}It's my fault, too.
{17556}{17635}And I lie. I tell her|I'm too wrapped up in work...
{17636}{17671}but the opposite is true.
{17672}{17743}I'm hyper-sexually aroused,|just not for her.
{17745}{17805}-Who for?|-Anyone else.
{17806}{17871}She has a sister.|I'm dying to fuck her.
{17872}{17921}A doll. Thick lips.
{17922}{17984}Her friend from Columbia.|Jennifer? I dream of her.
{17985}{18038}I never thought I could care|about African history...
{18039}{18076}but she's spellbinding.
{18077}{18144}The truth is,|I never meet or see a woman...
{18145}{18216}that I don't wonder what it|would be like in bed with her.
{18312}{18347}I met a great hooker.
{18364}{18395}A hooker?
{18396}{18431}Yeah. Beautiful.
{18432}{18471}From China.
{18472}{18531}Unbelievable body.
{18532}{18626}Schooled by tradition|in the art of pleasing men.
{18627}{18663}It's 50 clams.
{18683}{18736}Wouldn't you be cheating|on your wife?
{18737}{18801}It's not cheating.|She's a hooker.
{18802}{18854}It's not like|I'm having a love affair.
{18866}{18925}You don't feel|for a professional girl...
{18926}{18971}the way you do for your wife.
{18972}{19028}She comes over,|rubs on her oils...
{19029}{19058}Oils?
{19070}{19137}Into the sack,|she takes you to the moon.
{19138}{19202}You lay half a C-note on her,|and she's history.
{19226}{19268}Where would you do it?
{19269}{19334}I couldn't have her come|to my apartment.
{19335}{19363}Get a hotel room.
{19364}{19416}That's what I do|when the wife's home.
{19484}{19554}I don't have that kind of dough.|Fifty's a lot in itself.
{19555}{19617}Maybe a friend|will let you use his place.
{19618}{19693}Kid, you're always bitchin'|about your sex life.
{19694}{19726}I'm trying to help.
{19762}{19813}I tell her|you gave me the number?
{19814}{19868}No, no. Not my name.
{19869}{19912}Don't use your real name.
{19913}{19954}No, of course.|Not the real name.
{19955}{20016}Tell you what you do.|You borrow a friend's apartment.
{20017}{20090}You use his name.|That way, it'll be on the bell.
{20127}{20175}Now good fortune|smiled on Harvey...
{20176}{20240}as one of his closest friends,|Mendel Birnbaum...
{20241}{20276}was hit by a car...
{20277}{20334}and lay hovering|between life and death...
{20335}{20369}at New York hospital...
{20370}{20472}thus freeing up an apartment|for Harvey's tryst.
{20473}{20532}Donning the other man's|silk robe...
{20533}{20593}Harvey became the swinger|Mendel Birnbaum...
{20594}{20708}and awaited his Oriental|passport to paradise.
{20709}{20768}You must be Mendel Birnbaum.
{21265}{21319}Did you enjoy it?
{21320}{21362}Are you kidding?|I'll be right back.
{21363}{21392}Where you going?
{21393}{21464}I'm gonna see|if I can find another 50.
{21465}{21500}I'd like to go again.
{21958}{22006}Open.
{22007}{22049}Who is it?
{22175}{22213}Who are you?
{22214}{22275}I've come for you.
{22276}{22308}What are you talking about?
{22309}{22437}I'm Death,|and your name is on my list.
{22438}{22511}No, no, no. Wait a minute.|You've made a mistake.
{22513}{22567}You don't have a minute.
{22568}{22602}I'm not Mendel Birnb--
{22603}{22672}Don't give me that bullshit!
{22673}{22719}Look at your monogram.
{22720}{22789}Mendel, who are you talking to?
{22790}{22822}Stop calling me Mendel.
{22823}{22854}I'm just using his pad.
{22855}{22882}Right.
{22883}{22947}They always have an excuse.
{22948}{22975}Let's go.
{22976}{23038}Move it, you little putz.
{23057}{23128}I'm standing on the roof,|and she's pointing a gun at me.
{23129}{23189}We're out in the cold,|and I'm panicked.
{23189}{23263}I'm telling her about a story|I wrote when I was younger...
{23264}{23308}and she found it funny,|thank God.
{23309}{23363}She laughed.
{23364}{23420}She relaxed a little.|She put the gun down.
{23421}{23455}And you know.
{23456}{23507}So your writing saved your life.
{23508}{23566}It's amazing to me.
{23567}{23618}The interesting thing to me...
{23619}{23668}apart from the obvious|sexual guilt...
{23669}{23744}that I had when I was|a young man in the story...
{23745}{23799}is that nothing's changed.
{23800}{23844}It's years later.
{23845}{23898}I had a shrink then,|I have a shrink now.
{23899}{23935}I'm 6 shrinks later.
{23937}{23984}I'm 3 wives down the line...
{23985}{24053}and I still can't get|my love life in order.
{24054}{24116}I still love whores.
{24187}{24246}To me, the ideal thing|is you pay them...
{24247}{24287}and they come over|to the house...
{24288}{24362}and you don't have to discuss|Proust or films or--
{24389}{24424}I don't know|what's been happening to me.
{24480}{24560}You know,|I just have not grown up...
{24561}{24624}and I feel, you know,|it's not...
{24625}{24683}I see other guys my age.
{24684}{24747}I'm always thinking of fucking|every woman I meet.
{24748}{24831}I meet a woman, a stranger,|a woman on the bus...
{24832}{24879}I think, what would she|look like naked?
{24880}{24927}Is it possible I can fuck her?
{24928}{24967}This is crazy.
{24968}{25047}I see guys I know|that are lawyers and doctors.
{25048}{25077}They have families and houses.
{25078}{25125}They're not so...
{25126}{25181}Does the President|of the United States...
{25182}{25213}want to fuck every woman he met.
{25255}{25291}Bad example.
{25292}{25349}But I don't know.
{25350}{25395}Take Raoul Wallenberg.
{25396}{25467}Did he want to bang every|cocktail waitress in Europe?
{25468}{25512}Probably not, but...
{25513}{25565}Tell me about|your honoring ceremony tomorrow.
{25566}{25616}Oh, that's bullshit.
{25617}{25715}It's ironic that the same school|that threw me out years ago...
{25716}{25755}now wants to honor me.
{25756}{25796}Why'd they throw you out?
{25797}{25872}Because I was not interested|in college.
{25873}{25910}I wanted to be a writer.
{25911}{25951}That's all I cared about|was writing.
{25952}{26005}I did not care|about the real world.
{26006}{26076}I cared|only about the world of fiction.
{26077}{26156}And, plus, I tried to give|the dean's wife an enema...
{26157}{26209}so they didn't take|kindly to that.
{26210}{26268}But the sad thing is...
{26269}{26353}I gotta drive upstate|to be honored...
{26354}{26396}and I have to go by myself. 
{26397}{26432}I got nobody to go with.
{26433}{26494}It's, you know, I--|OK, so--
{26495}{26563}And--|You know, I can't--
{26564}{26615}What about bringing your son up|with you?
{26616}{26672}It's not my visiting time|with him.
{26673}{26723}And Joan|is completely inflexible.
{26724}{26783}She won't trade dates with you?
{26784}{26833}I can't even|get her on the phone.
{26834}{26898}She hates me.
{26899}{26934}I don't know. Lately...
{26935}{27016}For the first time in my life,|I experienced writer's block.
{27017}{27072}This, to me, is unheard of.
{27073}{27156}I start these short stories,|and I can't finish them.
{27157}{27236}I can't get into my novel|at all...
{27237}{27280}because I took an advance.
{27317}{27368}I don't know.
{27369}{27472}I find that I'm taking|more pills and medicine and...
{27473}{27518}You remind me|of that short story...
{27519}{27584}you were working on|maybe two months ago--
{27585}{27615}The Actor.
{27649}{27694}This goddamn lens|has something wrong with it.
{27695}{27733}This one, too?|I changed lenses.
{27734}{27785}The focus is off.
{27786}{27828}I don't know why.
{27829}{27876}It's out of focus.
{27877}{27913}All the lenses can't be soft.
{27914}{27950}Let's move it along.
{27951}{27992}It's getting late.|Let's move it.
{27993}{28056}I'm trying to shoot Mel,|and he's soft.
{28057}{28105}Where are you renting|these lenses?
{28106}{28139}The lenses are fine.
{28165}{28201}Holy shit. Mel's out of focus.
{28202}{28235}That's what I said, genius.
{28236}{28289}I don't mean the lens.|Mel himself.
{28290}{28326}Let me see.
{28327}{28388}You're right.|Mel's out of focus.
{28389}{28432}What are you talking about?
{28433}{28485}The actor's out of focus.
{28486}{28517}How can this be?
{28518}{28552}Is there something wrong?
{28553}{28583}Mel, come here.
{28584}{28663}I don't know|how to tell you this.
{28664}{28693}You're soft.
{28694}{28737}I've gained a little weight.
{28738}{28784}It's not that. You're soft.
{28785}{28836}You're out of focus.
{28837}{28868}I don't know why.
{28869}{28908}Is there anything we can do?
{28909}{28955}I can't adjust this.
{28956}{29002}Just look at yourself.
{29003}{29051}There's nothing to do.
{29052}{29099}You sure you're OK?
{29101}{29158}It's fuzzy.
{29159}{29189}I feel fine.
{29190}{29227}Mel's out of focus.
{29229}{29266}He's soft.
{29267}{29308}I don't know what to do.
{29309}{29348}It's almost 4:00 anyway.
{29349}{29388}Why don't we just wrap?
{29389}{29444}We'll wrap|and see what happens.
{29445}{29560}I want you to go home and rest.
{29561}{29611}See if you can sharpen up.
{29760}{29794}Grace, I'm home.
{29849}{29898}Hey. What's the matter?
{29899}{29947}You look strange.
{29948}{29988}I'm out of focus.
{29989}{30095}Yeah, you are.|Just a little bit.
{30097}{30124}And you look pale.
{30125}{30168}Daddy, you're all blurry.
{30169}{30220}Maybe you should lie down.
{30221}{30275}Daddy's out of focus!
{30276}{30320}Daddy doesn't need that, OK?
{30321}{30364}You be nice.
{30365}{30420}What happened at work?
{30421}{30458}Daddy's out of focus!
{30459}{30490}Rueben! Stop it!
{30491}{30597}They thought it was the camera.|Then...it was me.
{30598}{30642}They sent me home.|It's so humiliating.
{30643}{30714}Did you eat anything strange|at lunch? Any shellfish?
{30715}{30790}This isn't an allergic reaction.|I don't know what it is.
{30791}{30848}I just need to get|a good night's sleep.
{30849}{30880}I'll be OK.
{30881}{30910}I'm sure that's all it is.
{30911}{30943}What happened to you?
{30944}{31052}You get a good night's sleep,|and tomorrow you'll be fine.
{31053}{31138}The following morning, however,|things did not improve.
{31139}{31196}In fact, the situation|had gotten worse.
{31197}{31261}Mel was more out of focus|than ever.
{31262}{31292}I gotta get to the doctor.
{31342}{31398}I've never seen anything|like this.
{31399}{31479}Nothing's is wrong with you,|except you're out of focus.
{31480}{31532}What's the matter?
{31533}{31589}It's from looking at Mel,|I'm seasick.
{31590}{31647}That's why I want everyone|to try these.
{31700}{31740}I don't want to wear glasses.
{31741}{31796}Wait. Let's see.
{31797}{31854}Put 'em on|so you can see me, son.
{31855}{31889}This is much better.
{31890}{31930}You'll be able to see me.
{31931}{31974}Put those on.|Daddy'll be sharper.
{31975}{32023}Don't you want to see Daddy?
{32024}{32076}Put those on,|and we won't get headaches.
{32077}{32180}Despite the fact that children|don't want to wear glasses...
{32181}{32216}they're forced to.
{32241}{32344}You expect the world to adjust|to the distortion you've become.
{32345}{32386}I don't expect anything.
{32387}{32462}I'm going through something--|I don't know what.
{32463}{32555}For the first time in my life,|I can't seem to write.
{32556}{32586}It's not coming.
{32587}{32636}And for me...
{32637}{32700}all I have in life|is my imagination.
{32701}{32754}I'm sorry. Our time is up.
{32755}{32809}Have a good time|at the honoring ceremony.
{32810}{32864}I think it would be good|for you and your son...
{32865}{32915}if you brought him along.
{32968}{33019}Joan, you never|return my phone calls.
{33020}{33072}Oh, leave me alone.
{33073}{33119}Do you want me to call|the police?
{33120}{33159}I've got to ask you|one question.
{33160}{33207}I don't want to listen to you.
{33209}{33277}Tomorrow they're honoring me|at Adair, my old university.
{33278}{33308}I want to take Hilly.
{33309}{33340}He has school tomorrow.
{33341}{33388}I want to trade|one visitation day.
{33389}{33420}I have plans with Hilly.
{33421}{33452}It'll be good to see.
{33453}{33500}The kid will see|his father honored.
{33501}{33556}I don't want him to see you!
{33557}{33631}He'll have a day in the country.|Will you stop for one second?
{33632}{33691}A day in the country.|What is so bad?
{33692}{33726}He is nine years old.
{33727}{33810}Where does he learn phrases like|"banging beaver" and "fuck God?"
{33811}{33844}What, from me?
{33845}{33884}What do I look like,|an imbecile?
{33885}{33943}I know what your conversations|are like with him...
{33944}{34005}and don't think I didn't hear|about Open School Week.
{34006}{34071}Beth Kramer has never been|so appalled in her entire life!
{34072}{34148}Dad, why doesn't my penis|look like yours?
{34164}{34219}Why doesn't your penis|look like mine?
{34220}{34320}Because your mother and I|never had you circumcised.
{34331}{34383}When I was your age,|every kid in my neighborhood--
{34384}{34463}you know what they used to do?|They'd name their penises.
{34464}{34503}I'm going to name mine|Dillinger.
{34504}{34549}Dillinger is perfect!
{34550}{34585}Dillinger is great!
{34586}{34628}Hilly, you're inspired.|You're a genius.
{34629}{34709}Dillinger was one of the great|geniuses of his profession.
{34710}{34749}Like Willy Sutton.
{34750}{34804}Remember when we discussed|Freud once?
{34805}{34889}Freud said the 2 most important|things to having a good life...
{34890}{34961}are the work that you choose|and sex.
{34962}{35001}Those are the 2 things.
{35002}{35054}Women are God.
{35055}{35085}God's a woman?
{35086}{35141}I'm not saying God's a woman.
{35142}{35184}There are women.
{35185}{35248}We don't know if there's a God,|but there are women...
{35249}{35328}not in some imaginary heaven,|but right here on earth.
{35329}{35449}And some of them, Hilly,|shop at Victoria's Secret.
{35450}{35544}Beth Kramer has never been|so mortified in her life.
{35545}{35628}Beth Kramer's an aggressive,|tight-assed, busybody cunt...
{35629}{35701}and it's none of her business|how I speak to my son.
{35702}{35760}Beth Kramer is a decent parent|and a great friend.
{35761}{35789}Oh, Bullshit.
{35790}{35845}I'm asking you to change|one visitation day.
{35846}{35879}What is so terrible?
{35880}{35943}He is not gonna miss|a day of school.
{35944}{35981}What if he was sick?
{35982}{36038}He would miss school.
{36039}{36079}But he is not sick...
{36080}{36135}and he's not gonna|spend the afternoon...
{36136}{36196}with his pill-popping,|alcoholic...
{36197}{36268}beaver-banging excuse|for a father.
{36269}{36324}Years ago,|you didn't say that about me.
{36325}{36352}You didn't think that.
{36353}{36396}You were a nice, loose,|easygoing spirit.
{36397}{36428}Put it in a book!
{36429}{36480}What am I saying?|You already did.
{36502}{36575}Epstein had married|his third shrink.
{36577}{36646}He had confessed his feelings|toward her several times...
{36647}{36711}and it seemed she had put it|down to transference...
{36712}{36773}but one day, she surprised him. 
{36774}{36817}I think it best...
{36818}{36872}that we terminate|your treatment.
{36897}{36940}And then I think...
{36941}{37036}we should give it|a substantial period of time...
{37037}{37095}and then if we both feel|the same way...
{37096}{37173}I think we can begin|to see each other again...
{37174}{37211}socially.
{37261}{37349}It was, to Epstein's thinking,|a match made in heaven.
{37350}{37435}Here, at last, was a woman|who understood him.
{37436}{37535}You know all my secrets,|every nuance of my psychic life.
{37536}{37609}There isn't a feeling or desire|that I haven't admitted to you.
{37610}{37668}Now it's your turn|to explore me.
{37669}{37730}But all my perversions,|you accept them.
{37731}{37802}My need to be tied up,|to watch you with other women...
{37803}{37863}to feel your spike heels|in my mouth.
{37864}{37917}No one can say|that I didn't know...
{37918}{37966}what I was|letting myself in for.
{38021}{38084}The first 2 years were amazing.
{38085}{38145}They moved into a large|Westend Avenue apartment.
{38146}{38198}He wrote. She saw patients.
{38199}{38281}But her clearest insights|were into his work.
{38282}{38320}What one comes away with...
{38321}{38388}is your total isolation,|your fear of people...
{38389}{38439}your panic over closeness...
{38441}{38510}and that's why your real life|is so chaotic...
{38511}{38596}and your writing is so much|more controlled and stable.
{38597}{38636}You're unable to--
{38637}{38685}Yes, it all went quite well...
{38686}{38749}until Helen became pregnant|and gave birth.
{38750}{38787}From that moment on...
{38789}{38858}as if she had experienced|a divine revelation...
{38859}{38942}she suddenly became what|Epstein referred to angrily...
{38943}{38996}as "Jewish with a vengeance."
{38997}{39111}I rue the day I listened to you|and didn't have him circumcised.
{39112}{39148}What are you, nuts?
{39149}{39188}We can still do it.
{39189}{39230}No. He's too old.
{39231}{39271}What is wrong with you?
{39272}{39319}Now he's too old.
{39321}{39368}You're like|a born-again Christian...
{39369}{39402}except you're a Jew.
{39403}{39472}I see my father's face|in Hillel.
{39473}{39512}Hilliard.
{39513}{39555}His name is Hilliard.
{39556}{39596}We didn't name him Hillel.
{39597}{39647}We didn't name him|after some rabbi.
{39648}{39678}It's Hilliard Epstein.
{39679}{39724}No, I'm sick|of your smug cynicism.
{39725}{39764}There's value in tradition.
{39765}{39805}I never thought|it would mean anything...
{39806}{39854}but now that I'm a mother,|it does.
{39855}{39946}I see not only meaning|in Judaism, but true beauty.
{39947}{39988}Helen, you're a scientist.
{39989}{40032}Einstein was a scientist...
{40033}{40095}and a he was a Jew,|and he was religious.
{40096}{40196}Helen had taken on|the obligation of daily prayers.
{40197}{40228}Jews, of course...
{40229}{40288}fearing a wrathful|and vengeful God...
{40289}{40351}give praise and thanks|for everything.
{40756}{40776}...blow job.
{40805}{40877}Then one day,|the inevitable happened.
{40878}{40925}A patient of Helen's,|an Israeli...
{40926}{40980}who had come to her|in a depressed state...
{40981}{41032}over his wife having left him...
{41033}{41085}captured Helen's heart.
{41086}{41136}I think we should|terminate your treatment...
{41137}{41221}and give it a substantial|period of time...
{41222}{41264}and then if we both|still feel the same way...
{41265}{41356}then I think we could start|to see each other socially.
{41540}{41570}Richard.
{41571}{41610}...lost in thought.
{41611}{41685}I was thinking about a book|I wrote.
{41686}{41740}-I'm a mess.|-What's the matter?
{41741}{41787}I'm on my way to the doctor's.
{41788}{41835}I'm having severe pains|in my chest.
{41836}{41876}That's nothing.
{41877}{41961}That's indigestion, gallbladder,|ulcer, or acid reflux.
{41962}{41992}I've got a family history.
{41993}{42022}My father|died of a heart attack...
{42023}{42071}my mother dropped dead|of a massive coronary...
{42073}{42154}and both my brothers were dead|before 50 from heart failure.
{42178}{42225}I don't know|why you're wasting time.
{42226}{42261}You should get an ambulance.
{42262}{42328}-Are you busy?|-I was gonna see my editor.
{42329}{42382}I hate going|for these tests alone.
{42383}{42470}My mother died|giving birth to me...
{42471}{42530}for which my father|never forgave me.
{42531}{42626}Funny. I wish before he died|I had forgiven him.
{42627}{42717}We're morbid, 'cause you think|you're dying, but you're not.
{42718}{42776}Today, they got lasers,|all kinds of things.
{42777}{42827}You and science, right?
{42829}{42877}There's nothing wrong|with science.
{42878}{42927}Between air conditioning|and the pope...
{42929}{42964}I'll take air conditioning.
{42965}{43007}I'm scared. Really scared.
{43008}{43077}Can we change the subject?
{43078}{43114}I have writer's block.
{43150}{43190}For the first time in my life...
{43191}{43247}I can't come up|with a meaningful idea...
{43248}{43280}something that holds|my interest.
{43281}{43350}Since Fay left you,|you've been having trouble.
{43351}{43408}I'm seeing Fay later.|I'm having a drink with Fay.
{43409}{43442}That's very good.
{43443}{43489}She's good for you.
{43490}{43532}She's a lot better...
{43533}{43605}than a lot of those|other crazies that you--
{43606}{43644}Ow. My God, my arm.
{43645}{43704}I'm telling you, it's nothing.
{43740}{43790}I'm not scared.
{43791}{43856}You're in great shape.
{43857}{43920}You have a little bursitis|in your arm, but...
{43921}{43952}Oh, that's fantastic.
{43953}{44000}What do I always say?
{44001}{44041}The most beautiful words|in the English language...
{44042}{44103}are not "I love you,|but "it's benign."
{44104}{44175}We could do more tests,|but I don't think so.
{44176}{44235}-This is fantastic.|-Your heart's in great shape.
{44236}{44268}While I'm here...
{44269}{44329}I hurt my back a few weeks ago,|opening a subzero refrigerator.
{44330}{44357}Let me schedule you.
{44358}{44410}Let me buy you a cup of coffee.
{44411}{44438}I don't have time.
{44439}{44476}What are you doing tomorrow?
{44477}{44518}I'm busy. Why?
{44519}{44589}I'm going to my old university.|They're honoring me.
{44590}{44639}I'm looking for company|to come with me.
{44640}{44756}I don't think I can get out|of this thing, but that's great.
{44757}{44800}Congratulations.
{45208}{45248}So you look great.
{45249}{45309}Thank you.|You look a little tired.
{45310}{45397}'Cause I'm struggling|with this book.
{45398}{45471}Naturally,|I spent the advance already.
{45472}{45538}I'm having a tough time.
{45539}{45617}The reason that I wanted|to have this drink was--
{45618}{45720}Can I get a red wine,|exact same thing that she has?
{45721}{45781}I wanted to be the first|to tell you...
{45782}{45823}that I'm getting married.
{45824}{45869}Oh, don't say that.
{45870}{45936}-Why?|-What do you mean, why?
{45937}{46003}Because I love you.
{46004}{46070}How can you get married?
{46071}{46102}Who? is it Larry?
{46103}{46128}Yes, it's Larry.
{46129}{46205}I knew that.|I don't fucking believe this.
{46206}{46271}This guy's allegedly|a friend of mine.
{46299}{46326}He's the devil.
{46327}{46362}I should never|have introduced you.
{46363}{46423}When Larry's around,|I smell burning sulfur.
{46453}{46527}Can we have your blessing?|Can I have it?
{46552}{46589}You don't have my blessing.
{46590}{46638}I don't want you to get married.
{46639}{46684}I don't want you to.
{46693}{46717}I should go.
{46718}{46750}I was your pupil.
{46751}{46819}It was Henry Higgins|and Eliza Doolittle.
{46820}{46878}That's what it was,|and that's what you loved.
{46879}{46955}But it didn't work that way.|What do you want me to say?
{46956}{47001}Why did you|fall in love with me?
{47002}{47117}You gave me those lectures|on love in the Western world.
{47118}{47196}I didn't think I could.|I thought I was too damaged.
{47197}{47247}But it's not...
{47248}{47280}I woke up one morning...
{47281}{47339}and I looked at you|over breakfast...
{47340}{47454}and I thought to myself,|"God, this is what they mean.
{47455}{47508}"This is what|they're talking about."
{47509}{47553}Those warnings about how|I wasn't supposed...
{47554}{47593}to fall in love with you.
{47594}{47640}But then I fell in love|with you.
{47641}{47694}...another jerk fan.
{47695}{47772}That I would fuck you|and move on to the next fan.
{47773}{47820}But it didn't happen that way.
{47821}{47921}You were a fan and a follower...
{47922}{48017}and then a pupil,|and then you were a roommate.
{48018}{48076}And before I knew it...
{48077}{48154}you were the one who had control|of the channel changer.
{48297}{48338}I loved you.
{48339}{48388}I was in awe of you.
{48389}{48475}But I wasn't in love with you.
{48476}{48521}...to my old university.
{48522}{48580}They're honoring me,|if you can believe that.
{48581}{48636}Give me a chance|to talk you out of it.
{48637}{48676}Spend one day with me.
{48677}{48735}I'm getting married tomorrow.
{48736}{48793}Tomorrow you're getting married?
{48794}{48828}The day I'm honored--
{48829}{48867}I can't fucking believe this.
{48869}{48900}You're getting married tomorrow?
{48901}{48970}Yes. It's been planned|for months.
{48971}{49004}Don't do it!
{49153}{49215}While Goldberg was asleep|one night...
{49216}{49269}the devil|entered his apartment...
{49270}{49318}and abducted|his beautiful blond love...
{49319}{49366}and carried her off to hell.
{49367}{49412}The following morning...
{49413}{49494}Goldberg noticed the odd smell|of burning sulfur.
{49638}{49681}Harry Block?
{49682}{49712}You're Cookie?
{49713}{49747}Cookie Williams.
{49748}{49790}You wanted me here at 10:00?
{49792}{49820}Yeah. Jesus.
{49960}{50007}Shall we get to it?
{50029}{50084}You don't want to talk|a little first?
{50085}{50132}Talk? Why?
{50148}{50222}Really? Most guys don't like|to just jump right into bed...
{50223}{50254}without a little talking.
{50255}{50296}They think|it's too businesslike.
{50296}{50326}Oh, not me.
{50327}{50360}...tie me up.
{50361}{50393}Whatever you want.
{50394}{50445}Let's get the monetary part|out of the way.
{50446}{50474}Then we can relax.
{50475}{50505}Absolutely. You get 200?
{50506}{50540}That's right.
{50541}{50593}You want me to tie you up?
{50594}{50693}Tie me up, hit me a little bit,|and give me a blow job.
{50694}{50745}A blow job, then hit you.
{50746}{50843}No. Hit me, then the blow job.|I want to get the order right.
{50844}{50873}Otherwise, it's no fun.
{50874}{50928}Tie me up, hit me, blow job.
{50929}{50977}What do you want me|to tie you with?
{50978}{51058}Well, truth is, I thought|you were gonna wear stockings.
{51059}{51112}Cookie,|you're a definite artist.
{51113}{51172}They should put your lips|in the Smithsonian.
{51173}{51216}It took you a long time.
{51217}{51259}I didn't think you'd make it.
{51260}{51328}I was having a problem focusing.
{51328}{51374}Finally,|I got the right fantasy.
{51375}{51459}I thought of a woman|I saw on Sixth Avenue today...
{51460}{51524}and I coupled her|with Svetlana Stalin.
{51525}{51570}It's the daughter|of the dictator.
{51571}{51603}It worked for me.
{51604}{51639}What do you take medicine for?
{51666}{51709}Me? Depression.
{51710}{51759}What are you depressed about?
{51760}{51806}Depressed.|Don't you ever get depressed?
{51807}{51879}Doesn't your work|ever get you down?
{51880}{51931}It's OK. Beats the hell|out of waitressing.
{51948}{52061}Every hooker I ever speak to|tells me it beats waitressing.
{52062}{52132}Waitressing's got to be|the worst job in the world.
{52133}{52162}It's unbelievable.
{52163}{52219}What are you sad about?
{52220}{52294}I'm spiritually bankrupt.|I'm empty.
{52295}{52330}What do you mean?
{52331}{52368}I'm frightened.
{52369}{52442}I got no soul.|You know what I mean?
{52443}{52476}Let me put it this way.
{52477}{52504}When I was younger...
{52505}{52560}it was less scary|waiting for Lefty...
{52560}{52600}than it is waiting for Godot.
{52613}{52648}Aw, you lost me.
{52679}{52742}You know that the universe|is coming apart?
{52743}{52815}You know what a black hole is?
{52816}{52863}Yeah.|That's how I make my living.
{52872}{52920}You know, I gotta tell you,|Cookie....
{52920}{52970}a great writer|named Sophocles...
{52971}{53046}said that it was probably|best not to be born at all.
{53047}{53091}Honey,|it's a little too late for that.
{53112}{53149}I fought it.
{53150}{53208}I didn't want out.|They had to come and get me.
{53239}{53279}You want another blow job?
{53307}{53337}How come?
{53338}{53383}It's on the house.|No charge. 
{53384}{53452}'Cause them pills you taking|sure ain't working.
{53468}{53524}I'm just in a peculiar mood|tonight...
{53525}{53597}'cause I had|some bad news today.
{53598}{53663}Let me ask you a question.|What are you doing tomorrow?
{53682}{53707}Hustlin'.
{53742}{53775}Why don't you come with me?
{53776}{53806}Where?
{53807}{53890}I'm going up to my old school|'cause they're gonna honor me.
{53891}{53935}I got nobody to share it with.
{53943}{53998}I'm serious. Come with me.
{53999}{54056}I'll give you 500 bucks|for the day.
{54057}{54112}Sleep here tonight,|come up with me tomorrow.
{54112}{54151}How come you got all this money?
{54153}{54202}I always keep|hooker money around...
{54203}{54254}'cause I once paid|by check years ago...
{54255}{54291}and the IRS killed me.
{54591}{54696}Fay, when you get this message,|if it's not too late...
{54697}{54757}I don't want you|to get married...
{54758}{54863}because I love you,|and I want to marry you.
{54864}{54892}You...
{54909}{54999}I was looking at my last book...
{55000}{55047}the part where we met...
{55048}{55148}and I tried to exaggerate it|to make it funny...
{55149}{55222}but it was actually|very romantic.
{55281}{55316}She can't hear.
{55317}{55364}I'm in town to see Les Mis.
{55365}{55396}I have a free hour.
{55397}{55463}I don't know if I can.
{55464}{55511}I got our usual place|at the Wyndham.
{55512}{55552}It's been almost two weeks.
{55552}{55623}We'll have to make it fast.
{55624}{55673}I can't make it believable|for so long.
{55788}{55826}You'll be back in an hour.
{55827}{55902}I have to be done|by then anyway.
{55973}{56016}Think I'll take a walk.
{56016}{56056}Now?
{56057}{56164}'Cause I thought|that I would just...
{56165}{56235}just to get some fresh air.
{56986}{57023}Excuse me.
{57024}{57073}Are you Harry Block?
{57120}{57183}Your writing has been|so meaningful to me.
{57184}{57230}Thank you very much.
{57231}{57279}Can't believe|I'm in the elevator with you.
{57280}{57331}It's no big deal.
{57332}{57377}Are you staying here?
{57378}{57446}I'm meeting someone.
{57649}{57708}Oh, my God.
{57709}{57751}What is this?
{57752}{57805}It's stuck again.
{57806}{57851}If this was one of my stories...
{57852}{57911}this elevator would get|stuck between floors...
{57912}{57988}and the two of us would start|a major affair and fall in love.
{58253}{58325}Promise me|you won't fall in love with me.
{58361}{58422}Definitely not.|Not a good idea.
{58423}{58453}Why?
{58454}{58566}Because I'm too screwed up.
{58567}{58672}I have too many quirks.
{58740}{58787}I have trouble being faithful.
{58788}{58883}I have too many phobias|and craziness.
{58885}{58964}But I fell in love with you|before I met you...
{58965}{59016}when I read you.
{59017}{59068}But you fell in love|with my work.
{59069}{59116}That's a different thing.
{59138}{59235}I love your work,|your imagination.
{59236}{59328}But this is not a book.
{59328}{59368}You know what I mean?
{59368}{59451}We're not characters|in a fictional thing.
{59484}{59524}So don't fall in love.
{59525}{59556}Kiss me.
{59557}{59635}Promise you won't|fall in love with me.
{59636}{59664}I promise.
{60173}{60211}The subway took forever.|I'm sorry.
{60212}{60283}You said you weren't coming.
{60284}{60321}We said 10:00.
{60322}{60369}I'm sure that's what we said.
{60370}{60431}I called you last night.
{60432}{60462}When did you call me?
{60463}{60509}I called you at 9:30 last night.
{60510}{60562}You were writing--
{60563}{60597}We spoke on the phone?
{60598}{60641}Of course.
{60642}{60689}My mind has been playing tricks.
{60690}{60732}This is Cookie.|This is Richard.
{60733}{60766}How are you?
{60767}{60812}What's so special|about this honor?
{60812}{60885}The man is being honored|by the school that expelled him.
{60886}{60947}If only Hilly could see me--|he'd be so proud.
{60948}{60988}I know, and it's sad...
{60988}{61024}but short of kidnapping,|he ain't coming.
{61141}{61204}-This is ridiculous.|-Don't worry.
{61205}{61250}You're going to get in trouble.
{61251}{61287}Come on, boys.
{61336}{61377}Dad? What is it?
{61378}{61429}We're not going to school today.
{61430}{61477}What are you doing? Stop it!
{61478}{61507}It's an emergency.
{61508}{61553}What are you doing? Come on.
{61554}{61607}You! Stop it!
{61608}{61643}You can't do this!
{61644}{61679}Get out of the car!
{61738}{61772}Somebody stop this man!
{61773}{61802}He's a deviant!
{61803}{61887}Somebody stop him !|Somebody call the police!
{61888}{61924}When the red, red robin...
{61925}{61972}comes bob, bob, bobbin' along.
{61972}{62021}-Go faster.
{62022}{62119}There'll be no more sobbin'|when he starts throbbin' his...
{62120}{62150}old sweet song.
{62151}{62223}Wake up, wake up,|you sleepyhead.
{62224}{62287}Get up, get up, get out of bed.
{62288}{62352}Cheer up, cheer up,|the sun is red.
{62353}{62418}Live, love, laugh, and be happy.
{62540}{62570}It's fabulous here.
{62571}{62608}It's beautiful. I love it.
{62609}{62645}A Ferris wheel.
{62646}{62677}Look at the swings.
{62678}{62712}Want to go?
{62884}{62913}Very good.
{63024}{63065}High-five.
{63200}{63245}I am going to smoke this joint.|Want some?
{63246}{63302}I can't stand that stuff.
{63303}{63354}See that place there?
{63355}{63411}That Red Apple Rest?
{63412}{63508}Years ago,|my then-wife Jane and I...
{63509}{63566}were coming from Connecticut--|her sister's house--
{63567}{63614}and we had this awful fight.
{63615}{63644}She was having her period.
{63645}{63697}We stopped there|to get water for her Midol.
{63698}{63739}I don't want a child.
{63740}{63804}Don't bring it up, especially|in front of my parents.
{63805}{63843}I don't understand you.
{63844}{63887}We've discussed it.
{63888}{63942}-Don't I get a vote?|-You have a child.
{63943}{63979}Who I never get to see.
{63980}{64010}That's not my fault.
{64011}{64049}I like being a father.
{64050}{64093}I chose a different life|than Lucy.
{64094}{64124}You knew that.
{64124}{64155}You're dedicated to work.
{64156}{64191}That means we can't|have children.
{64192}{64240}Since when are you a family man?
{64240}{64312}Don't think I don't see you|staring at Lucy.
{64313}{64344}What?
{64344}{64379}Don't play ignorant.
{64380}{64426}You watch her walk, sit.
{64427}{64500}You can't keep your eyes|off her toes.
{64501}{64534}Are you nuts?
{64535}{64568}What are you suggesting?
{64569}{64611}I wouldn't put it past you...
{64612}{64672}if you weren't dying|to have a thing with her.
{64673}{64740}She's a neurotic,|suburban hausfrau.
{64741}{64803}I have no interest in her.
{64804}{64877}Your level of denial is intense.
{64878}{64954}You're suffering from|a premenstrual nuclear meltdown.
{64976}{65012}You want a hit?
{65070}{65113}That smoke is killing me.
{65142}{65186}I'm going to the bathroom.
{65187}{65223}I'll catch you later.
{65556}{65612}Cold fish, your third ex-wife.
{65613}{65671}She never would have made|a good mother.
{65672}{65718}Who are you?
{65719}{65755}It's me--Ken.
{65832}{65860}Look at this guy.
{65860}{65932}You created me.|Now you don't recognize me?
{65933}{65995}I'm a little high|because of her smoke.
{65996}{66047}How'd you hook up with Jane?
{66048}{66077}Jane was fine.
{66078}{66147}Jane was having her period,|so she was irritable.
{66148}{66192}It wasn't just her period.
{66193}{66260}She was a cold, selfish woman.
{66260}{66290}She's so self-involved...
{66291}{66366}she doesn't realize|her sister hates her.
{66367}{66432}How do you know so much?
{66432}{66492}I'm just you, thinly disguised. 
{66493}{66572}You gave me more maturity|and a different name.
{66594}{66647}What are you saying?|That I know this?
{66648}{66697}Of course you do.|That's why you picked her...
{66698}{66735}so it wouldn't work--
{66736}{66787}so you'd never have|to give up sport-fucking...
{66788}{66850}and chronic dissatisfaction|and grow up.
{66851}{66944}I'm not going to get lectured|by my own creation.
{66944}{66993}You can't fool me.
{66994}{67036}I'm not like your shrink.
{67036}{67099}He only knows what you tell him.|I know the truth.
{67100}{67176}Her sister Lucy--|another head case.
{67212}{67255}You sure can pick 'em.
{67256}{67306}Even she was better than Jane...
{67307}{67347}more maternal,|and she loved you.
{67377}{67420}You weren't there|the day your bomb dropped...
{67421}{67480}but take a look.
{67538}{67573}He left me.
{67574}{67635}Our marriage is finished.
{67636}{67700}I'm so sorry.
{67700}{67731}Are you shocked?
{67732}{67785}Yes and no.
{67786}{67859}Things have not been good|for some time.
{67860}{67896}I knew he played around.
{67925}{67985}You never mentioned that.
{67986}{68059}I don't like to discuss|my private life.
{68060}{68109}I suspected Lynn, his editor.
{68110}{68238}Then I thought it might be|Allison Davis, our friend.
{68239}{68286}I even thought he might|have a crush on you.
{68317}{68350}Me?
{68351}{68383}You're very beautiful.
{68384}{68435}We've spent|a lot of time together.
{68436}{68505}You two get along well.
{68506}{68584}Obviously, I knew you never|would in a million years...
{68584}{68674}but I imagined|he longed for you.
{68700}{68776}I think I even heard him|mention your name in his sleep.
{68813}{68845}My goodness.
{68949}{68988}That's absurd.
{69028}{69056}Really.
{69091}{69133}You're all red.
{69212}{69260}Are you OK?
{69328}{69378}Since we're talking openly...
{69415}{69456}I have a confession.
{69598}{69689}Life takes strange twists|and turns.
{69690}{69720}It overwhelms us.
{69721}{69771}We're not responsible|for our feelings.
{69772}{69817}Everybody's feelings|are irrational.
{69818}{69905}But to hear from your husband|that he found another woman...
{69906}{69964}He said that?
{69965}{70037}He said his future|is all mapped out.
{70157}{70265}I'm going to be frank with you.|Just try and hang on--
{70266}{70309}I'm being replaced.
{70310}{70364}But it doesn't have to be|a nightmare...
{70364}{70401}if we're all|just mature about it.
{70402}{70458}Replaced by a 25-year-old.
{70488}{70534}Excuse me?
{70535}{70584}A 25-year-old--|a wannabe writer.
{70585}{70653}Fay Sexton is her sexy name.
{70705}{70765}What's the matter?|Now you're white.
{70844}{70888}Have you eaten anything today?
{70982}{71009}Have a drink.
{71010}{71054}Finish that.
{71055}{71110}Hard to believe him|when he's a liar.
{71111}{71141}I'm weak.
{71202}{71260}What's wrong?
{71261}{71317}You'd think he dumped you.
{71318}{71408}I know you feel bad for me,|but I can handle it.
{71409}{71477}-Air!|-I'm in shock today, but--
{71478}{71524}I want to speak to Fay.
{71524}{71600}It's Harry Block.|I've been trying to reach her.
{71601}{71648}This is an emergency.
{71649}{71688}I've got to talk--
{71689}{71737}Tell her to call me back.
{71738}{71771}It's the car number.
{71772}{71802}The car.
{71803}{71852}Give up.|She's in love with someone else.
{71853}{71898}This guy is too old for her.
{71899}{71930}He's younger than you.
{71931}{71991}I'm much too old for her.|It's ridiculous.
{71992}{72057}Because of my immaturity, I have|a boyish quality that works.
{72058}{72100}Is it much longer?
{72101}{72137}We were just at the fair.
{72138}{72168}You walked, ate.
{72169}{72204}How much longer is it?
{72204}{72243}It won't be long.
{72244}{72331}My sister lives|10 minutes from here.
{72332}{72376}We'll surprise her.|It'll be fun.
{72376}{72409}You can eat, walk around--
{72410}{72444}She's your half-sister.
{72444}{72500}But it'll still be 10 minutes...
{72501}{72575}not five, just because|she's a half-sister.
{72679}{72720}It's wonderful.
{72720}{72752}It is so funny.
{72752}{72813}-Do you think so?|-And it's sad.
{72814}{72848}I really loved it.
{72849}{72908}You're so great, so kind.
{72909}{72992}You have such a sweet,|kind instinct.
{73016}{73060}Don't do that.
{73061}{73161}I count on you to be critical,|to be tough.
{73162}{73196}You're too easy on me.
{73197}{73264}What was wrong with the story?
{73264}{73352}It had no energy.
{73353}{73386}I became discouraged with it.
{73387}{73443}It doesn't release any power.
{73444}{73475}It came to nothing.
{73476}{73532}I thought it was touching.
{73532}{73624}You knew when the boy grew up|he would never love.
{73625}{73654}It was beautiful.
{73655}{73746}Your problem is you love|too easily, too much.
{73747}{73853}I think you're beautiful|and great and too kind to me...
{73854}{73892}and lovely.
{73916}{73974}But you're not in love with me.
{73975}{74067}I told you not to fall in love|with me, and I meant that.
{74068}{74135}I still have not been able|to figure out why.
{74161}{74246}Because l'm the boy|in that story.
{74247}{74288}I can't love.
{74288}{74348}I don't want you|to get into anything.
{74349}{74384}You love Hilly.
{74404}{74436}What?
{74549}{74608}Because Hilly's my son.
{74608}{74683}It's easy to love a little kid.
{74684}{74726}You love music.
{74753}{74787}You love baseball.
{74788}{74832}Baseball's also easy,|because it has rules.
{74833}{74877}It has foul lines.
{74878}{74940}Women are complicated.
{74992}{75023}Happy birthday.
{75024}{75057}You're kidding.
{75058}{75092}Open it up.
{75134}{75200}You didn't have to get anything.
{75200}{75245}It's probably another sweater.
{75289}{75368}A baseball|signed by the 1951 Giants.
{75369}{75445}That's so great.|The '51 Giants were...
{75446}{75477}Bobby Thompson.
{75478}{75565}The one genuine miracle|of my lifetime.
{75566}{75601}When he hit that home run...
{75602}{75681}that was the only hint|that there may be a God.
{75741}{75800}What made you think of that?
{75800}{75824}It was easy.
{75824}{75862}You're the greatest.
{75908}{76005}It's your birthday today,|so you get any wish you want.
{76006}{76072}Anything at all that would|make your day special.
{76106}{76146}You are the greatest.
{76147}{76180}I don't deserve you.
{76181}{76231}You're too...
{76447}{76471}We were driving.
{76472}{76530}We thought we'd stop in|to see you.
{76531}{76592}This is Richard and Cookie.
{76593}{76650}I'm your Aunt Doris.
{76651}{76685}Remember your Uncle Burt?
{76768}{76848}Would you like a cookie|or something like that?
{76848}{76900}Come in the kitchen here.
{76901}{76966}I got to go to the bathroom.|Where's the john?
{76967}{77023}You just go right through there.
{77024}{77060}Over there?
{77061}{77106}I thought we'd drop in.
{77170}{77255}You're the last person|I ever expected to see.
{77256}{77291}Don't say that, Doris.
{77292}{77326}What's with Cookie?
{77327}{77360}Cookie's the nanny.
{77361}{77431}Where did you get her from,|an agency or a massage parlor?
{77432}{77497}She's sweet.|What are you picking on--
{77498}{77580}Still with the sexpots,|the tramps, the vihlde chayes.
{77581}{77616}She's got a Ph.D.
{77616}{77664}I don't know how she did|on her written...
{77664}{77721}but I'm sure she got an A-plus|on her oral.
{77722}{77756}Give me a break.
{77757}{77787}I'm driving upstate.
{77788}{77852}I take the time to say hello.
{77853}{77902}Can you believe|they're honoring me at Adair?
{77903}{77934}I can't believe it.
{77935}{78022}Not that I care, but it's great|for Hilly to see me.
{78023}{78089}The last time I saw him,|he was six years old.
{78090}{78153}You don't exactly contact me,|either.
{78154}{78212}I know what you think of me.
{78212}{78243}Don't start in.
{78244}{78314}Am I wrong?|It's all over your book--
{78315}{78376}"Jewish," "too Jewish,"|"professionally Jewish."
{78377}{78433}You attributed it all|to your ex-wife Joan...
{78434}{78476}but you gave her|the details of my life...
{78477}{78543}because you wanted to depict her|with contempt.
{78544}{78583}I don't know|what you're talking about.
{78584}{78625}You don't know?
{78626}{78678}You made a picture of your ex|as a horror.
{78679}{78744}In order to make that picture|unsympathetic--
{78745}{78781}you used some of her--
{78782}{78879}but mostly, you caricatured|my religious dedication.
{78880}{78963}Because it enraged you|that I returned to my roots.
{78964}{79035}What roots? You were|a wonderful, sweet kid.
{79036}{79103}You got me through my childhood.
{79104}{79174}Then you go away|to Fort Lauderdale...
{79175}{79243}and you meet this fanatic--|this zealot.
{79244}{79334}He fills you|full of superstition.
{79335}{79371}It's tradition.
{79372}{79421}Tradition is the illusion|of permanence.
{79422}{79456}You have no values.
{79457}{79508}Your whole life,|it's nihilism, cynicism...
{79509}{79569}sarcasm, and orgasm.
{79570}{79632}In France, I could run|on that slogan and win.
{79669}{79724}I'm a Jew. I was born a Jew.
{79724}{79762}Do you hate me because of that?
{79763}{79849}If our parents converted|to Catholicism...
{79850}{79932}a month before you were born,|we'd be Catholics.
{79933}{79996}They're clubs.|They're exclusionary.
{79997}{80066}They foster|the concept of the other...
{80067}{80132}so you know clearly|who you should hate.
{80132}{80171}That's enough.
{80172}{80232}If a Jew gets massacred...
{80233}{80308}does that bother you more|than if a gentile gets hurt...
{80309}{80371}or a black or a Bosnian?
{80372}{80402}It does.
{80403}{80445}I can't help it.|It's my people.
{80446}{80489}They're all your people.
{80490}{80536}Burt is right about you.
{80537}{80583}You're a self-hating Jew.
{80584}{80649}I may hate myself,|but not because I'm Jewish.
{80650}{80691}He says he's not|a self-hating Jew...
{80692}{80765}and look how he talks about them|in his stories.
{80804}{80878}Max and Dolly Pincus|were married for 30 years.
{80879}{80911}They raised two children...
{80912}{80968}and there was never a family|wedding or bar mitzvah...
{80969}{81025}where they were not|generous participants.
{81026}{81057}Max, how are you?
{81084}{81122}Yossel, mazel tov.
{81123}{81154}For Donald.
{81155}{81185}Thank you.
{81304}{81391}Dolly, you got a private minute?
{81392}{81422}Sure.
{81423}{81479}We are leaving in a few minutes.
{81519}{81583}I don't know|if I should tell you.
{81584}{81616}Tell me what?
{81617}{81682}Tell me, and I will tell you|if you should tell me.
{81683}{81714}My heart is heavy.
{81715}{81749}What happened?
{81750}{81817}Nothing terrible happened|to your husband Phil, did it?
{81818}{81857}He has been dead|for so many years.
{81920}{81971}When I was in Florida|last week...
{81972}{82012}I ran into a man...
{82013}{82098}who heard from someone|who knew someone.
{82099}{82200}Anyway, it seems Max|has some secret from his past.
{82231}{82265}You're talking about my Max?
{82266}{82302}A dark secret.
{82303}{82355}-What kind of a dark secret?|-Dark.
{82356}{82411}What is by you dark?
{82412}{82441}I don't know.
{82442}{82484}What kind of a dark secret?
{82485}{82548}We have been married|for 30 years.
{82549}{82588}You're his first wife?
{82589}{82626}Sure.
{82627}{82663}Before me, he worked for--
{82664}{82711}All right.
{82712}{82768}What?
{82769}{82795}You heard something different?
{82796}{82844}I heard only a dark secret.
{82844}{82879}Do I know what dark secret?
{82880}{82915}Who told you?
{82944}{83005}Wolf Fishbein.
{83006}{83055}Be careful.
{83056}{83112}That's all I want to say.
{83112}{83194}Dolly tried putting|Elsie's words out of her mind...
{83195}{83261}but Max's dark secret|plagued her.
{83262}{83342}Then one day,|she ran into Wolf Fishbein...
{83343}{83407}and the truth was revealed.
{83408}{83452}Try to breathe deeply.
{83453}{83528}You were right.
{83529}{83574}Fishbein told me a tale.
{83575}{83675}Max, before I met him,|he lived in Florida.
{83676}{83774}He had a store--groceries.
{83775}{83828}He was married.
{83829}{83857}Now it comes out.
{83884}{83971}To a woman with two children.
{83972}{84020}Max had other children?
{84021}{84124}The woman's children,|from a prior marriage.
{84183}{84267}He began an affair|with the downstairs neighbor--
{84268}{84299}a widow.
{84300}{84351}He probably had|all his hair then.
{84379}{84498}Meanwhile, he got into debt|deeper and deeper...
{84499}{84572}and carry on with the neighbor.
{84573}{84608}My heart.
{84676}{84756}He can't get himself|out of a predicament.
{84792}{84825}What does he do?
{84826}{84869}He stole money.
{84870}{84918}I should be so lucky.
{84919}{84964}He killed his wife.
{85039}{85092}The man purchased an ax.
{85093}{85122}With an ax?
{85123}{85153}You know Max.
{85154}{85192}He's nothing with tools.
{85193}{85250}He can't even hang a picture.
{85251}{85289}I'm dropping dead.
{85290}{85339}Plus her children.
{85368}{85406}Plus a neighbor.
{85407}{85513}Four people he killed|one night with an ax.
{85514}{85567}Your Max?
{85568}{85609}This is not the capper.
{85610}{85649}There's more?
{85650}{85680}More.
{85725}{85761}What more?
{85789}{85825}He ate them.
{85826}{85865}Are you talking crazy?
{85866}{85948}He devoured them.
{85949}{86002}I can't breathe.
{86003}{86049}Everything is closing in.
{86050}{86148}Whatever you do,|first, hear Max's side.
{86149}{86199}Max has a side?
{86200}{86265}He kills his family|and eats them up.
{86266}{86300}The man has a side?
{86301}{86400}He was a good husband and|a loving father for 30 years.
{86401}{86451}You have a daughter|who went to college.
{86452}{86493}You have a son who's a writer.
{86531}{86627}Maybe the best course of action|is let sleeping dogs lie.
{86654}{86715}Honey, would you pass|the sour cream?
{86835}{86895}You haven't touched a thing.
{86931}{86959}Nice weather!
{86988}{87015}It's OK.
{87016}{87060}It's not just OK.
{87060}{87092}It's nice!
{87092}{87128}All right, all right.
{87128}{87179}What are you getting|so steamed up about?
{87180}{87240}What makes you such|an authority on the weather?
{87240}{87276}Me?
{87276}{87312}All I said...
{87312}{87360}I know, I know.|I know what you said.
{87360}{87408}The fish is delicious.
{87408}{87458}Wouldn't you rather have meat?
{87459}{87507}Since when do I eat meat?
{87508}{87535}Mm-hmm.
{87536}{87604}With my arteries, you gotta|watch out for cholesterol.
{87604}{87636}Uh-huh.
{87636}{87708}What is the "uh-huh"?
{87708}{87773}I mean, you've been|very touchy lately.
{87774}{87824}Don't interrogate me...
{87825}{87873}Mr. Max Pinchuck!
{88033}{88091}Where did you hear that name?
{88092}{88159}Did you kill your first wife|with an ax?
{88160}{88224}I got a headache.
{88225}{88289}Did you chop her up|along with your mistress?
{88369}{88464}If I tell you why I did it,|do you promise not to nudge me?
{88464}{88536}Wolf Fishbein said|in order to hide the bodies...
{88537}{88590}you ate them !
{88591}{88668}So what are you making a fuss?
{88669}{88720}Some bury, some burn.
{88721}{88748}I ate.
{88749}{88780}Enough!
{88781}{88836}I remember|Max Pincus' Dark Secret.
{88837}{88872}That is a disgraceful story.
{88873}{88924}You don't see your sick view|of our parents?
{88925}{88968}I wrote it when I was younger.
{88969}{89024}The first of a number|of anti-Semitic pieces.
{89025}{89076}Here he is,|direct from the Wailing Wall.
{89077}{89124}Disrespectful, shameful.
{89125}{89160}Jews haven't suffered enough...
{89161}{89227}without being depicted by him|as homicidal cannibals.
{89228}{89263}He has no spiritual center.
{89264}{89311}He's betting everything|on physics and pussy!
{89312}{89354}Excuse the expression.
{89355}{89387}Wait till he gets cancer.
{89388}{89435}He'll be the first one|in synagogue...
{89436}{89475}in the front row in a yarmulke.
{89476}{89527}Why should I get cancer?|I eat broccoli.
{89528}{89575}Do you care even|about the holocaust...
{89576}{89611}or do you think|it never happened?
{89612}{89671}Not only do I know|that we lost six million...
{89672}{89770}but the scary thing is that|records are made to be broken.
{89771}{89827}I know what's out there.|Do you have any idea?
{89828}{89879}He creates offensive|Jewish stereotypes...
{89880}{89915}Like in Der Sturmer.
{89916}{89983}Max is a version of Daddy--|a man you hated...
{89984}{90059}a man you think was guilty|of being a terrible parent.
{90060}{90099}He was a terrible parent.
{90120}{90167}Thank you for dropping by.
{90168}{90217}Please come again|in another four years.
{90218}{90263}Look, wouldn't it be|a better world...
{90264}{90347}if not every group thought|they had a direct line to God?
{90348}{90419}He thinks|I'm all Jewish paranoia.
{90420}{90455}No, I don't think|you're paranoid.
{90456}{90503}I think you're the opposite|of a paranoid.
{90504}{90575}You go around with the insane|delusion that people like you.
{90810}{90833}What's the matter?
{90834}{90869}You son of a bitch!
{90870}{90893}What's wrong?
{90894}{90941}You sick, sick, sick...
{90942}{90977}sick fucking bastard!
{90978}{91010}What's wrong?
{91042}{91077}What do you think is wrong?
{91078}{91141}You've been having an affair|with one of my patients.
{91142}{91169}Who?
{91170}{91241}Don't act like you don't know|what I'm talking about!
{91242}{91269}Don't speak!
{91270}{91321}I just talked to her.|She told me the whole thing.
{91322}{91346}Who? Who?
{91390}{91445}Mrs. Pollack. Amy Pollack.
{91446}{91481}Can I explain something?
{91482}{91509}You know Amy Pollack?
{91510}{91557}Don't explain anything,|you little fucking asshole!
{91558}{91593}Will you calm down?
{91594}{91649}Don't you tell me to calm down!
{91650}{91709}-What's wrong?|-What is wrong?
{91710}{91781}I treat this woman|and she exits...
{91782}{91853}and you meet her|and you fuck her!
{91854}{91913}Supposing I told you|that my fucking Amy Pollack...
{91914}{91997}was a disguised plea|for more closeness with you?
{91998}{92066}Then I'd say|you are a mental case.
{92067}{92103}This is you|with your first wife.
{92104}{92131}You're crazy.
{92132}{92192}You were claiming you loved her,|couldn't live without her...
{92192}{92252}all the while you're having|affair after affair.
{92252}{92335}My first wife, I told you,|I was laying in bed with her...
{92336}{92416}I turned off her because the way|the light struck her.
{92416}{92464}Suddenly she looked to me|like Max Schmeling.
{92464}{92515}What do you want me to say?
{92516}{92588}Not that she wasn't pretty,|but she looked like Schmeling.
{92588}{92620}I couldn't get an erection.
{92620}{92664}Stop this tap-dancing!|This is bullshit!
{92664}{92708}It's not bullshit.
{92708}{92776}With you, it's different.|You turned off me.
{92776}{92824}Ever since Hilly was born.
{92824}{92896}We've been living like siblings.|It's been platonic.
{92896}{92934}Don't play "blame the victim"!
{92935}{92969}What are you talking about?
{92970}{93041}I'm as much a victim as you.
{93042}{93103}You think that getting|a blow job...
{93104}{93197}from a big-bosomed 26-year-old|is a pleasurable thing for me?
{93198}{93235}You're making me sick!
{93236}{93305}I can't believe|this is happening.
{93306}{93333}You're overreacting.
{93334}{93369}I'm not overreacting!
{93370}{93416}Are you trying to tell me...
{93416}{93464}that every week|for the last four months...
{93464}{93534}you've been with her|in the hotel?
{93535}{93594}Oh, that's so crazy.|No, of course not!
{93595}{93648}I rented an apartment.
{93649}{93695}I'm gonna kill you!
{93772}{93844}Hello, doctor.|I'm sorry I'm late.
{93844}{93868}Mr. Farber.
{93868}{93916}Take off your coat. Come in.
{94276}{94312}I've been...
{94312}{94360}I've been losing sleep at night.
{94360}{94408}I can't shut my eyes at night.
{94408}{94468}I think I should quit my job...
{94468}{94542}but I can't|bring myself to do it.
{94543}{94614}Maybe because my brother-in-law|treats me kindly.
{94615}{94662}But working for him...
{94663}{94720}is taking its toll on me|emotionally.
{94720}{94768}Could you excuse me, Mr. Farber?
{94768}{94796}What?
{94891}{94941}You fucked-up fuck!
{94942}{94996}I can't believe|you fucking did this!
{94997}{95028}You fucking asshole! 
{95029}{95076}You fucked my patient?
{95077}{95128}Harry, you don't fuck|somebody's patient!
{95129}{95166}Fuck you!
{95399}{95439}Continue, Mr. Farber.
{95547}{95582}You lost your thread?
{95583}{95630}You were talking about|quitting your job.
{95631}{95675}Oh. Right.
{95715}{95798}I discussed it with my wife.
{95799}{95870}While she seems on the surface|to be supportive...
{95871}{95918}I know she'd rather I stay on.
{95919}{95966}She idolizes Gordon.
{95967}{96014}I mean, all the time...
{96015}{96086}that's all she does|is spend time with him anyway.
{96087}{96154}Listen, could you excuse me|just one more second?
{96155}{96184}Again?
{96185}{96252}Just continue. I can hear you|from the hallway. Loudly.
{96305}{96356}I want you to get out of here.
{96357}{96423}I want you to get|your goddamn stuff together...
{96424}{96459}and I want you out.
{96460}{96507}You know, I cannot understand...
{96508}{96559}why the most sophisticated|of women...
{96560}{96599}can't tell the difference...
{96600}{96675}between a meaningless,|hot, passionate sexual affair...
{96676}{96735}and a nice, solid,|tranquil, routine marriage.
{96736}{96783}Harry, just tell me something.
{96784}{96839}Was she the only one,|or were there others?
{96840}{96887}No, Amy Pollack|was the only one.
{96888}{96924}May God strike me dead|if I'm lying.
{96925}{96975}You're an atheist, Harry!
{96976}{97047}We're alone in the universe.|Gonna blame that on me, too?
{97048}{97091}-Stop that tap-dancing!|-Stop that!
{97092}{97148}You know,|you turned off me first.
{97149}{97200}Oh, please!
{97201}{97236}No, I gave birth.
{97237}{97320}When women give birth,|there is a time period...
{97321}{97369}when their hormones|just sort of go crazy.
{97393}{97423}But they settle.
{97424}{97487}OK, so you're telling me|that you're settling.
{97488}{97551}-I accept that.|-You accept that?
{97552}{97611}Oh, Harry,|you are so fucking nuts!
{97612}{97659}Take it easy.
{97660}{97771}Harry, if you're not happy|in a marriage, you don't cheat.
{97772}{97815}And with my patient?
{97816}{97887}That is a sacred trust.|My patient.
{97888}{97939}What do you want?|Who else do I meet?
{97940}{97993}I'm here, working in the room,|we have the baby...
{97994}{98055}you're out there practicing,|we never socialize.
{98070}{98113}So now you're blaming me...
{98114}{98173}because I don't go out with you|enough places...
{98174}{98220}where you can meet strangers|to fuck?
{98330}{98446}I was merely explaining to you|why my choice, of necessity...
{98447}{98493}is confined to your practice.
{98546}{98600}I knew you were mentally ill|before I married you...
{98600}{98665}but I thought because|I was a trained professional...
{98666}{98704}that I could help you.
{98774}{98809}The last thing you wanna do...
{98810}{98863}is get down on yourself|as a therapist.
{98922}{99009}I want you to get your shit|and get your goddamn clothes...
{99010}{99069}and I want you to get|the fuck out of here!
{99070}{99129}You are the most fucking|irresponsible person...
{99130}{99181}I've ever seen|in my entire life!
{99182}{99222}And get out!
{99300}{99340}Continue, Mr. Farber.
{99380}{99416}Doctor...
{99416}{99500}And I mean tonight,|motherfucker!
{99676}{99720}Dad, my Pepsi.
{99904}{99952}So you got even|with your ex-wife...
{99952}{100003}and with your sister,|and I was born?
{100004}{100040}Born? What are you saying?
{100040}{100103}From your pen.|From your fertile imagination.
{100104}{100143}And I mean imagination.
{100144}{100195}I wasn't trying|to get even with Joan.
{100196}{100264}You created me|as the shrewish Jewish hybrid...
{100264}{100303}who goes off|with another patient...
{100304}{100367}an orthodox divorcee|from Tel Aviv.
{100368}{100419}My sister never should have|married Burt.
{100420}{100471}This guy's turned her|into a zealot.
{100472}{100499}She loves you.
{100500}{100556}It wasn't her fault|your father persecuted you.
{100556}{100607}She was fine|till she wound up with him--
{100608}{100656}this right-wing hawk|that she's married.
{100656}{100683}Listen to him.
{100684}{100752}So she disappointed you|in her choice of husbands?
{100752}{100791}Well, fuck you. She loves Burt.
{100792}{100860}She was a wonderful kid.|She had a flair for physics.
{100860}{100901}Suddenly overnight,|she's kosher.
{100902}{100937}She loves you still...
{100938}{101009}despite your obvious|condescension towards her life.
{101010}{101039}Does she love me?
{101040}{101101}Would you like to hear|what she says about you?
{101102}{101136}He's not so bad, Burt.
{101137}{101184}He really was|a very good brother.
{101184}{101252}Just my father never forgave him|when his wife died.
{101252}{101288}The man is not a Jewish man.
{101288}{101336}He's not a Jewish man.|That's all.
{101336}{101375}All right. Poor Harry.
{101376}{101420}He was always lost.
{101420}{101468}He could just never|accept the fact...
{101468}{101519}that there are things|you can't know.
{101520}{101592}The man is incapable|of an act of faith.
{101592}{101640}For that, I pity him.
{101640}{101712}I would like to hug him again|like when we were kids.
{101712}{101776}And if I was upset,|he was a comfort to me.
{101792}{101831}What happens to us?
{101832}{101856}Doris...
{101856}{101892}She can't hear you.
{101935}{101982}And as for Joan...
{101983}{102030}Joan? Joan hates me.
{102031}{102066}Well, shouldn't she?
{102067}{102139}Why should she hate me,|because I was unfaithful to her?
{102140}{102202}No, because when she caught you,|you weren't a man.
{102203}{102274}You turned|into this double-talking...
{102275}{102342}wise-cracking, tap-dancing liar.
{102343}{102394}If she had not become|so enraged...
{102395}{102434}maybe we could've|patched things up.
{102435}{102480}Listen to this guy. Deluded.
{102480}{102538}Maybe it tapered a bit|after Hilly was born...
{102539}{102587}but you two had sex|pretty regularly.
{102588}{102654}I have no idea|why I took up with that patient.
{102655}{102706}She was available,|she was adorable.
{102707}{102754}And my marriage|was droning on.
{102755}{102822}What you call "droning on,"|most people call "working."
{102823}{102882}If that's working,|then marriage is not for me.
{102883}{102918}Well, it's not for everyone.
{102919}{102964}But then I get lonely.
{102964}{103016}Hey, what do you want me to say?
{103017}{103062}She gave me Hilly...
{103063}{103110}and for that|I'm eternally grateful...
{103111}{103162}'cause I love him so much.
{103163}{103206}You can have any one|you want here.
{103207}{103242}Can I get two?
{103243}{103270}You can get two.
{103271}{103318}Tell you what,|you get any three presents.
{103319}{103378}Go through the store|and pick any three presents, OK?
{103379}{103406}Yeah.
{103407}{103434}Look what I found.
{103435}{103462}Hey.
{103463}{103518}This is the chemistry set|you always wanted.
{103519}{103566}Look at that. It's perfect.
{103567}{103612}No, no. Don't open it here.
{103613}{103685}Let me buy it first, OK?|So I don't get into--
{103765}{103792}How you doing?
{103793}{103832}Larry, what are you doing here?
{103833}{103868}Buying my nephew|a Power Ranger.
{103869}{103920}When did you get back?
{103921}{103960}A couple of days ago.
{103961}{104010}Hey, Fay.
{104011}{104060}Meet Larry.|I told you about Larry.
{104061}{104112}Oh, yeah.|It's nice to meet you.
{104113}{104144}Old friend, colleague, peer.
{104145}{104172}Right.
{104173}{104204}So you got back when?
{104205}{104264}Two days ago.|I took a boat down the Amazon.
{104265}{104300}Really?|God, that sounds exciting.
{104301}{104360}Yes, if you don't mind|malaria and dysentery.
{104361}{104408}Butterflies the size of doves.
{104409}{104452}Never seen anything like it|before.
{104453}{104504}I can live without that,|however.
{104505}{104536}It was astounding.
{104537}{104576}It sounds it.
{104577}{104644}So you got back two days ago?
{104645}{104696}We go back a long way.
{104697}{104752}We both started out|wanting to be Kafka...
{104753}{104804}and you got slightly closer|than me.
{104805}{104858}Yeah, I became the insect|and he...
{104885}{104920}Good. I'm amazed.
{104921}{104956}We should go out.
{104957}{105043}Why don't you come to my house|in East Hampton for a weekend?
{105044}{105075}It will be great fun.
{105076}{105111}Well, let's not get hysterical.
{105112}{105171}No, I'd love to.|It would be fun.
{105172}{105203}Oh, it's beautiful out there.
{105204}{105247}It's sand in the crotch.|It's ticks.
{105248}{105294}To get this guy|to leave his room...
{105295}{105363}He's never had a tan.
{105364}{105435}I've always wanted to learn|how to snorkel.
{105436}{105463}Oh, it's great there.
{105464}{105519}Where he lives there are sharks.
{105520}{105547}You see those photographs...
{105548}{105603}of guys with stumps|for legs and arms?
{105604}{105631}Am I lying?
{105632}{105667}Yes, you are. It's fabulous.
{105668}{105703}Let me buy dinner. We'll talk.
{105704}{105743}No, we'll buy dinner.
{105744}{105795}I'd love to tell you|about the Amazon.
{105796}{105831}It changed my life.
{105832}{105867}It sounds amazing.
{105868}{105919}Gonna write a novel.|I'll tell you.
{105920}{105995}I'm not into the Amazon.|You know what the Amazon is?
{105996}{106047}The Amazon|is the tiny, little heads...
{106048}{106083}with the lips sewn together.
{106084}{106123}Can you picture him this way?
{106156}{106207}That's great.|We'll go to dinner tonight.
{106208}{106243}-Yeah, great.|-That'd be great.
{106244}{106312}Great. I'm single, available,|with the soul of a black man.
{106340}{106395}Do you smell sulfur?
{106396}{106455}Hilly, did you open|the chemistry set?
{106482}{106532}Hey, look.|We're almost there.
{106533}{106585}Hilly. Hilly, wake up.|We're almost--
{106586}{106649}Hilly, wake up.|We're almost at the university.
{106650}{106693}Your dad's gonna be honored...
{106694}{106741}limited as my curriculum was.
{106742}{106769}Richard, we're there.
{106770}{106806}Hey, honey. Wake up.
{106846}{106873}Something's wrong.
{106874}{106909}What's the matter?
{106910}{106966}I don't think he's breathing.
{106967}{107028}He's dead!
{107029}{107061}I can't believe this.
{107062}{107101}We were at the doctor's|yesterday.
{107102}{107137}They said his heart was fine.
{107138}{107165}I'm scared.
{107166}{107201}There's nothing|to be scared of, Hilly.
{107202}{107229}I'm fine, dad.
{107230}{107297}Remember I told you death|is a natural part of life?
{107298}{107337}You have to embrace them both.
{107338}{107369}What are we gonna do?
{107370}{107421}I don't know.|Get back in the car.
{107422}{107456}I don't wanna sit next to him !
{107583}{107633}Welcome to Adair University.
{107658}{107721}We certainly hope|you had a pleasant trip.
{107722}{107761}Would you like to rest up?
{107762}{107813}Would you like|some refreshments, perhaps?
{107814}{107846}Is he all right?
{107858}{107925}He's dead, honey.|You got one of them rubber bags?
{107926}{107981}We've made arrangements...
{107982}{108052}for the body to be delivered|to New York City.
{108105}{108196}I don't think he has|any immediate family, actually.
{108216}{108304}If you prefer,|we can call off the proceedings.
{108324}{108384}I think that's the best idea.
{108418}{108477}He'll be all right.|He's here for a purpose.
{108564}{108599}You know, I...
{108616}{108655}I'll see that...
{108656}{108721}that he's, you know...
{108722}{108783}that the funeral comes off|and all that.
{108784}{108865}I'll see that he's buried|properly.
{108866}{108909}I understand.
{108992}{109080}Poor Richard.|Oh, Jesus. The poor guy!
{109154}{109213}I'm not gonna make it.|I can't go on.
{109214}{109265}Not if you keep drinking|and popping pills.
{109266}{109312}Oh, Jesus.|I can't believe this.
{109312}{109358}My old school|wants to honor me...
{109359}{109406}I show up with a hooker|and a dead body.
{109407}{109434}Take it easy.
{109435}{109487}You're getting yourself|all wound up about nothing.
{109488}{109524}-Cookie, look at me!|-What?
{109524}{109573}Look! Look!|I'm out of focus!
{109574}{109647}You're a little pale,|but you're all right.
{109648}{109694}I'm out of focus. I'm soft.
{109695}{109753}You better calm down.|They'll be here any minute.
{109754}{109800}No, no. It's so humiliating.
{109800}{109851}They're gonna honor me,|and I'm a blob.
{109852}{109896}You look fine. Don't worry.
{109919}{109962}I'll be sitting on the dais.|They're eating.
{109963}{109998}They'll get seasick.|They'll throw up.
{109999}{110054}Hold my hand. Now relax.
{110055}{110126}You drive all the way here so|your son can see you honored...
{110127}{110178}and you make a jackass|out of yourself.
{110179}{110243}But don't you see?|I'm a huge blur.
{110244}{110299}You're gonna be all right.|I'm gonna talk you down.
{110300}{110351}I have seen|all kinds of guys O.D.
{110352}{110413}Heroin, acid, crack.|You name it.
{110414}{110449}I didn't take any of that stuff.
{110450}{110497}Yeah, but you're a pill-popper.
{110498}{110554}That's not what it is, Cookie.|It's me.
{110555}{110617}I'm O.D.ing on myself.|It's that I'm a shit.
{110618}{110646}Have some black coffee.
{110647}{110691}I don't want anything.
{110692}{110773}Talk to me about something.|You like sports?
{110774}{110808}Yeah. I was a pitcher.
{110808}{110891}When a guy crowded the plate,|I used to throw at his head,
{110892}{110940}'cause I'm the worst person|in the world.
{110940}{110976}Honey, I've seen worse.
{110976}{111012}Who's worse than me?
{111012}{111044}Hitler.
{111044}{111083}All right. Maybe Hitler.
{111084}{111120}Maybe Hitler, Goering,|and Goebbels,
{111120}{111168}but I'm fourth,|right behind them.
{111168}{111204}Come on, hold my hand.
{111204}{111240}Can you feel my hand?
{111240}{111264}Yes, it's warm.
{111264}{111312}See? It's just panic.
{111312}{111348}You're not a blob.
{111348}{111385}I know.|I'm gonna get over this.
{111404}{111467}I'm having a panic attack.|I have these attacks.
{111468}{111504}What sports do you like?
{111504}{111552}I like them all.
{111552}{111588}I like baseball.|I like basketball.
{111588}{111636}I was married to a woman,|Cookie, who--
{111636}{111684}she looked like Max Schmeling.
{111684}{111736}No, I'm not joking.
{111760}{111793}All right, it's time.
{111817}{111888}I can't get through this|without you.
{111888}{111924}Don't worry about it.|Don't worry.
{111924}{111960}If you didn't come|with me today...
{111960}{112009}Don't worry about it.|Straighten up.
{112032}{112092}I gotta get a tie.|I gotta get my tie.
{112092}{112123}All right. Let's go.
{112223}{112311}Are you ready to be|immortalized by Adair?
{112312}{112348}I teach your books.
{112348}{112390}These are some|of my literature students.
{112391}{112452}We all know all your work,|your characters...
{112453}{112492}even the obscure ones.
{112493}{112540}Good reading is a creative act.
{112541}{112582}So are you working|on anything now?
{112583}{112642}Something we can look forward|to sinking our teeth into?
{112643}{112738}I'm in the midst of writing|a thing on the devil...
{112739}{112822}who comes and kidnaps|a man's one true love... 
{112823}{112887}and takes her down to hell,|and he goes to retrieve her.
{112888}{112995}Since it's hell, I'm able|to settle a lot of old scores.
{113016}{113054}What's the man like?
{113055}{113099}It's me, thinly disguised.
{113100}{113206}In fact, I don't even think|I should disguise it anymore.
{113207}{113255}It's, you know, it's me.
{113300}{113374}Floor five: subway muggers,|aggressive panhandlers...
{113375}{113402}and book critics.
{113428}{113506}Floor six: Right-wing|extremists, serial killers...
{113507}{113555}lawyers|who appear on television.
{113580}{113638}Floor seven: the media.
{113639}{113682}Sorry.|That floor is all filled up.
{113709}{113759}Floor eight:|escaped war criminals...
{113760}{113809}TV evangelists, and the NRA.
{113830}{113887}Lowest level. Everybody off.
{114652}{114684}What did you do?
{114685}{114732}I invented aluminum siding.
{115149}{115175}Dad.
{115176}{115223}Get me out of here!|This is terrible!
{115224}{115280}You know how|I could never stand hot weather.
{115281}{115316}What is this man doing here?
{115317}{115360}He's condemned|to eternal suffering.
{115361}{115396}Harry, help me.
{115397}{115484}I don't understand.|I demand to know the charges.
{115485}{115532}"He behaved unconscionably|toward his son...
{115533}{115580}"accused the boy|of committing a capital crime...
{115581}{115621}"merely by being born."
{115622}{115688}"Your wife,|they told me, is dead...
{115689}{115736}"but your son, he's thriving."
{115749}{115794}Why did he fight not to be born?
{115819}{115872}Look, I forgive him.
{115914}{115954}What's over is over.
{115976}{116048}It's finished.|Let him go to heaven, please?
{116049}{116097}I'm a Jew.|We don't believe in heaven.
{116122}{116156}Where do you wanna go?
{116156}{116204}To a Chinese restaurant.
{116205}{116240}Take him to Joy Luck.
{116241}{116290}I love him despite everything.
{116804}{116839}Looking for someone?
{116892}{116935}I'm here to get Fay.
{116936}{116986}She's not coming with you.
{116987}{117019}What are you telling me?
{117020}{117067}Because you're the head|of this whole underworld...
{117068}{117132}that you can just abduct her|and get away with it?
{117133}{117211}I'm gonna kidnap her back.|What are you laughing?
{117212}{117261}You dare to match your powers|against mine?
{117262}{117297}You wanna know why?
{117298}{117331}Yeah, I do.
{117332}{117389}I'm sorry.|Forgive me for laughing.
{117390}{117406}Why?
{117424}{117535}I'm more powerful than you|because I'm a bigger sinner.
{117536}{117644}Because you're a fallen angel,|and I never believed in God...
{117645}{117676}or heaven or any of that stuff.
{117676}{117789}I'm strictly quarks|and particles and black holes.
{117790}{117843}All the other stuff|is junk to me.
{117844}{117912}And also I do terrible things.
{117913}{117989}I've cheated on all my wives,|and none of 'em deserved it.
{117990}{118075}I sleep with whores,|I drink too much...
{118076}{118132}I take pills and I lie|and I'm vain...
{118132}{118227}I'm cowardly|and prone to violence.
{118228}{118255}Violence?
{118256}{118330}I once almost ran over|a book critic with my car...
{118331}{118374}but swerved at the last second.
{118375}{118417}Did you ever have|two women at once?
{118418}{118470}Yes, I did have|two women at once.
{118471}{118495}And I'll tell you|something else.
{118496}{118541}I didn't care|that it was exploitive.
{118542}{118569}And I'll tell you|something else.
{118570}{118617}-They were sisters.|-Really?
{118618}{118683}Yes. Absolutely.|Two blond WASP sisters.
{118684}{118715}Not the Sherman twins?
{118716}{118765}Yes, the Sherman twins.|Exactly.
{118796}{118819}They're here.
{118820}{118885}-The Sherman twins are here?|-Sure.
{118886}{118949}So, do you know Sandra Pepkin?
{118950}{118999}Only the best blow job|in the hadasa.
{119000}{119053}So if you know Sandra Pepkin...
{119054}{119133}I fucked her best friend,|the cripple, Pearl.
{119134}{119171}Oh, Pearl in the wheelchair.
{119202}{119250}Speaking of handicaps,|do you know Marie Taylor?
{119251}{119311}Well, yes,|but Marie Taylor I don't count.
{119312}{119342}Marie Taylor's dyslexic.
{119343}{119401}She put her tampax|in her nose.
{119402}{119429}You ever fuck a blind girl?
{119430}{119471}No, that I never did. Did you?
{119472}{119518}They're so grateful.
{119548}{119583}Would you like a drink?
{119584}{119644}Could I get some tequila?
{119645}{119678}I got great tequila.
{119679}{119722}Sit down.|Make yourself at home.
{119723}{119759}You want me to turn on|the air conditioner?
{119760}{119790}You're air conditioned here?
{119791}{119843}Sure.|It fucks up the ozone layer.
{119844}{119906}I could be very comfortable|down here.
{119907}{119940}I'll tell you something, Harry.
{119940}{119980}I love it. I love it here.
{119981}{120014}I wouldn't be anyplace else.
{120015}{120045}Here you go.
{120046}{120114}You know, I've been offered|a lot of jobs in your world...
{120115}{120165}but why should I be an employee?
{120166}{120220}Here I'm my own boss,|and I'm free.
{120220}{120256}What kind of jobs|did they offer you?
{120257}{120299}For two years,|I ran a Hollywood studio...
{120300}{120353}but you can't trust|those people.
{120354}{120381}I agree with you.
{120382}{120448}Better to rule down here|than to serve in heaven.
{120449}{120483}That's Milton, I think.
{120484}{120532}To evil.|It keeps things humming.
{120533}{120608}Oh, jeez. So you kidnapped Fay?
{120609}{120635}Yes, I did.
{120636}{120675}But some women are turned on...
{120676}{120710}by aggressive, assertive|behavior.
{120711}{120763}Yeah, so if I suddenly|kidnapped her back?
{120764}{120827}You kidnap?|It's not your style.
{120828}{120876}You're not a fun guy.|Too serious.
{120877}{120930}Fay knew that.|You're too angry at life.
{120931}{120995}-I got a lot to be angry at.|-Who doesn't?
{120996}{121064}But sooner or later, Harry,|you gotta back off.
{121064}{121129}It's like Vegas.|You're up, you're down...
{121130}{121197}but in the end,|the house always wins.
{121198}{121248}Doesn't mean|you didn't have fun.
{121249}{121323}Now, one thing you are not|is a kidnapper.
{121324}{121363}Kidnapper!
{121364}{121412}Listen to me!
{121413}{121451}Get out of my way!
{121452}{121514}Can't you see you're walking|with a fucking kidnapper?
{121515}{121551}You'll have to come|with me, sir.
{121592}{121710}You're under arrest.|I gotta put the cuffs on you.
{121711}{121752}You stay over there.
{121753}{121789}How can I kidnap my own son?
{121827}{121898}Hey, we got drugs in the bag. 
{121899}{121947}Let me go, bitch!|Just let me go!
{121986}{122022}Get off of me, bitch!
{122092}{122138}Can't I be honored|and then arrested?
{122139}{122182}No, we can't do that.|I'm sorry.
{122212}{122244}Kidnapping?
{122244}{122344}Prostitute in your car|in possession of marijuana.
{122345}{122407}Possession|of an unlicensed firearm.
{122408}{122456}I told you already|about the firearm.
{122457}{122519}There was a crazy woman|on my roof shooting at me.
{122520}{122567}I got the gun away from her,|I put it in my car.
{122568}{122609}I was gonna hand it in.
{122610}{122648}I gotta make another phone call.
{122649}{122675}You made your call.
{122676}{122709}Yeah, I know,|but that didn't count.
{122710}{122763}That was to my girlfriend's|answering service.
{122764}{122803}I'm trying to keep her|from getting married.
{122804}{122846}You also called your sister.
{122847}{122887}My sister wasn't in.
{122888}{122915}You called your lawyer.
{122916}{122957}My lawyer was at Canyon Ranch.
{122958}{122993}I can never get my lawyer.
{122994}{123048}Can I give you some advice?
{123049}{123104}You're in deep shit.
{123295}{123350}This time,|I think you've really had it.
{123393}{123475}Hey, it was your idea|to kidnap Hilly.
{123476}{123512}It was my idea?|It wasn't my idea.
{123513}{123545}I made a joke.
{123546}{123598}You don't have to act out|on every impulse.
{123599}{123640}You've got to tell me|the truth.
{123641}{123691}Is it better being dead?
{123692}{123756}No, it's not really,|but there's one good thing.
{123757}{123804}You don't get called|for jury duty...
{123804}{123844}but then you have no options.
{123845}{123879}It's not for you.
{123880}{123929}Jesus. I'm no good at life.
{123930}{123983}No, but you write well.
{123984}{124028}I write well,|but that's a different story...
{124029}{124083}because I can manipulate|the characters and plots.
{124084}{124121}You create your own universe...
{124122}{124177}but that's much nicer|than the world we have.
{124178}{124233}But I can't function|in the world we have.
{124234}{124292}I'm a failure at life.
{124292}{124366}I think you bring pleasure|to a lot of people.
{124367}{124415}But even that's drying up.
{124416}{124465}For the last months...
{124466}{124568}I haven't been able to come up|with a meaningful idea to write.
{124569}{124680}Make peace with your demons|and your block will pass.
{124681}{124790}Jesus, it sounds so trite,|but I just want to be happy.
{124808}{124849}To be alive is to be happy.
{124850}{124887}Take it from me.
{124917}{124972}Hey, Block. Come on.
{125070}{125106}Some people|just put up your bail.
{125146}{125180}This way.
{125200}{125233}You?
{125234}{125290}We got the message|on our service.
{125291}{125325}Came right from our wedding.
{125326}{125374}You did?
{125375}{125411}We're on our way|to our honeymoon.
{125412}{125488}-You got married?|-You have to ask?
{125489}{125524}I can't believe it.
{125524}{125583}In the end,|you chose him over me?
{125584}{125615}I can't fathom this. 
{125616}{125657}You're gonna insult me|after we ran from the altar...
{125658}{125692}to keep you from rotting|in prison?
{125692}{125737}I know you get claustrophobic.
{125738}{125779}Plus you're the perfect punk.
{125780}{125829}You'll get buggered|by every con in the cell block.
{125830}{125886}You're the guy|that should be in there...
{125887}{125933}because you stole her|from under my nose.
{125934}{126021}Harry, he did not steal me.|I love him.
{126022}{126070}I can't fathom this.
{126071}{126139}I appreciate your coming,|but I can't--
{126140}{126197}Why? Why not me?
{126198}{126269}You told me I wasn't supposed|to fall in love with you.
{126270}{126348}How could you listen to me?|You know how crazy I am.
{126348}{126415}Well, you were my mentor,|that's why.
{126416}{126457}But you were sleeping|with your mentor.
{126458}{126533}So? I've slept|with my gynecologist.
{126534}{126602}What has that got to do|with anything?
{126603}{126655}You're gonna snorkel|down the Amazon with him...
{126656}{126708}when you could have me?
{126709}{126771}I will never be|the writer you are.
{126772}{126811}You put your art into your work.
{126812}{126849}I put it into my life.
{126850}{126892}I can make her happier.
{126893}{126943}I love you.
{126944}{127051}I do. It's just that|I'm in love with Larry.
{127052}{127096}I'm his wife.
{127096}{127163}I love you, too, Harry.|Give us your blessing...
{127164}{127227}so that we can go and enjoy|our honeymoon.
{127228}{127262}We'll be in Santa Fe|about a month...
{127263}{127347}and when we come back, we'll|all go out. We're friends.
{127348}{127375}This is where you're going|on your honeymoon?
{127376}{127428}He's taking you to the desert?
{127429}{127502}Sand? The desert is cactus.
{127503}{127548}It's gila monsters...
{127548}{127633}whatever you call them,|lizards, is the desert.
{127634}{127689}Harry, give us your blessing,|please?
{127690}{127727}Give 'em your blessings...
{127728}{127784}before I throw you back|in that fucking jail cell...
{127785}{127815}and I bugger you.
{127891}{127952}I don't know what to say.|I love you.
{127953}{128006}This guy I've loved...
{128074}{128117}I give up. I give up.
{128180}{128220}We'll get you home, all right?
{128257}{128299}Santa Fe, you're gonna take her?
{128300}{128335}Tacos.
{128866}{128942}Harry, what about|the honoring ceremony?
{129015}{129058}We haven't had the ceremony.
{129059}{129104}The police interrupted.
{129146}{129187}What, am I dreaming?
{129188}{129215}Everybody dreams.
{129216}{129252}Come on.
{129253}{129298}Professor Clark|has everything planned.
{129344}{129404}Can I bring Hilly?
{129405}{129460}Well, it's your dream.
{129491}{129531}Stebbins Hall?
{129532}{129595}Everyone is waiting|to honor you.
{129596}{129671}After all, you created them.
{131274}{131323}I love all of you.
{131324}{131361}Really, you've given me...
{131362}{131419}some of the happiest moments|of my life...
{131420}{131507}and you've even|saved my life at times.
{131508}{131583}And now you've actually|taught me things...
{131584}{131618}and I'm completely grateful--
{131619}{131691}I think the author's message|is to know yourself...
{131692}{131755}stop kidding yourself,|accept your limitations...
{131756}{131792}and get on with your life.
{131792}{131820}It's amazing.
{131821}{131903}To me, it's a really interesting|character--
{131904}{131988}a guy who can't function well|in life...
{131989}{132075}but can only function in art.
{132076}{132155}It's sort of sad in a way|and also funny.
{132156}{132228}But your books all seem|a little sad on the surface...
{132229}{132264}which is why I like|deconstructing them...
{132265}{132322}because underneath|they're really happy.
{132323}{132355}It's just that|you don't know it.
{132408}{132459}I feel like I'm in a dream.
{132460}{132553}This, for me, is the best dream|I've had in months.
{132554}{132615}The happiest dream--
{132616}{132657}Oh, I like it.
{132658}{132699}I like it.
{132700}{132828}A character who's too neurotic|to function in life...
{132828}{132908}who can only function in art.
{132946}{132993}Notes for a novel.
{133011}{133044}Opening possibility:
{133073}{133188}Rifken led a fragmented,|disjointed existence.
{133189}{133248}He had long ago come|to this conclusion...
{133248}{133313}all people know the same truth.
{133314}{133408}Our lives consist|of how we choose to distort it.
{133409}{133487}Only his writing was calm.
{133488}{133582}His writing, which had|in more ways than one...
{133583}{133625}saved his life.
{133700}{134000}SUBRip by Cristo|cristo@konto.pl
